IF you can't tell the difference between remarkable Buoyancy Control SKILLS & survivable Buoyancy Control SKILLS.... YOU PROBABLY WON'T VALUE THE FORMER.......niether do the majority of recreational divers.
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"No
performance requirement in SCUBA
Diving is more poorly defined or less
often achieved than....Buoyancy Control."
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DO YOU LOOK AS GOOD
UNDERWATER AS YOU DO ON PAPER OR PLASTIC? |
DO YOU LOOK
LIKE THE DIVER THAT ANYONE ELSE WOULD LIKE TO BE?
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PICTURES OF BUDDHA HOVERING ARE A COMMON METHOD OF TOUTING BUOYANCY CERTIFICATION CLINICS |
STILL
PHOTOS OF FIN PIVOTING & BUDDHA HOVERING HAVE LITTLE VALUE IN
ASSESSING BUOYANCY SKILLS. |
"STOP
SCULLING!"
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"
LEARN TO FROG KICK!"
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"IMPROVE
YOUR SCUBA!"
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WHO WANTS EXCELLENT BUOYANCY CONTROL SKILLS? ANSWER: NOT AS
MANY DIVERS AS YOU MIGHT THINK!
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THAT'S RIGHT!....NOT AS MANY DIVERS AS YOU MIGHT THINK! Read
almost any essay on
buoyancy control or read the postings and exchanges that take place on
the many cyber message boards and you might think that only beginners
have poor buoyancy skills. The impression, that you are likely to gain,
is that it is;
"only" novice divers ( the cyber divers call them newbies) who
make up the
largest percentage of divers who lack
exceptional or even adequate Buoyancy Control Skills.
Nothing
could be
further from the truth.
There are plenty
of divers with abysmal
buoyancy skills and they can be found across the entire spectrum
of certification & leadership
levels.Few if any authors dare to mention the abundance of leadership level divers (instructors and divemasters), so called “seasoned divers” ( club divers, cyber divers etc. with years of diving ) and even many cave divers who have less than remarkable buoyancy control skills. "Professional Courtesy", be it on Wall Street or Santa Rosa Wall, is designed to protect the the incompetent professional from exposure and prevent transparency that might benefit or otherwise enlighten the consumer. "Professional Courtesy", in all walks of life, is practiced most often by colleagues who must protect their own baggage or shortcomings. The majority of the dive leadership community has plenty of baggage and little to brag about where fundamentals, especially buoyancy control skills, are concerned. LEADERSHIP LEVEL DIVERS (Instructors) REMEMBER: IF "it quacks and walks like a duck" it may, in fact, be a duck. Chances are that you learned about diving from a salesman! SALESMANSHIP is more important to the SCUBA business than FUNDAMENTAL SKILLS! One training agency charges their instructor members a fee for each specialty instructor certification they hold except the buoyancy instructor specialty. They concede that all of their members deserve to be gifted with this title. This is incredible after conducting a training program with most of the emphasis on salesmanship...... punctuated by occasional diving. If these big agencies really valued Buoyancy Control Skills they would be more selective about who they allowed to teach them. When you see your instructor on the sales floor of your local dive center, you're probably seeing him/her at their best. SEASONED DIVERS (lots of dives, lots of years & lots of cyber postings) Ah huh! That should mean that “seasoned divers”, the people who repeat that exact same dive over and over for years, sometimes wearing the exact same weight belt for years should have something to show all of us. These veterans with all of their years and all of their dives should be the example that we all want to imitate....so why aren’t they? Why does good buoyancy rank so low on the “old timer’s to do list”? We think it is because fundamentals are not spectacular enough..... unless they are offered with the tech diver "carrot" attached. Most divers think that buoyancy skills alone are nothing to brag about. Most divers think that their buoyancy skills are already “good enough!” So they concentrate their efforts on stuff that they think is worth bragging about. Deny this if you will but the role that ego plays in SCUBA is obvious! Bragging rites are what count. Distinguishing oneself from the pack is what counts only nobody really gets it that exceptional buoyancy skills do that. So many divers and instructors just plain suck at buoyancy that a diver with exceptional skills stands out like a beacon. What most divers do is keep the conversation on other subjects that distract the attention from fundamental skills to stuff like cool toys and spectacular theory. Scooters, dry suits, rebreathers and understanding partial pressures and mixed gas theory doesn’t help to improve fundamental skills but many divers hope that “IF” they acquire enough cool stuff or can participate in a technical diving discussion nobody will notice that they are substandard divers. There is a big difference between exceptional buoyancy skills, adequate buoyancy skills and survivable buoyancy skills. Most "seasoned divers", in fact most divers, across the board, fall into the second and third skill groups. CAVE DIVING AND CAVE DIVERS "Darker
than duct tape on an AGA mask!" ....sorry
we couldn’t help that!
Handling lights, reels and
performing valve drills while maintaining "touch contact" with both the
guideline and buddies will require dexterity with the hands and
buoyancy skills that are " second nature".
Let's repeat
that......
Most
of the cantidates who show up for a cave course cannot
demonstrate remarkable buoyancy skills in a single tank set up,
talent, that is a far cry from "second nature" in doubles.
Many, a great many, of the cantidates who show up for cave diver
training are already recognized dive leaders. Leaders who get by
talking the talk and reading from agency standards
and outlines without having any ability to support the rhetoric with any memorable visuals
for their students or protégés.
Cave Diving will require
them to wear double tanks. Their hands, that they have come to
dependent
upon for "sculling", will be needed elsewhere. Most of these
unprepared but soon to be tech divers come from the ranks of the open
water instructor corps. The rest are “seasoned” non leadership level
divers. Buoyancy
that is Second Nature!!!!!
Soon to be cave divers because the cave diving instructor, in all but the most egregious cases, cannot afford to turn away that amount of money. Instead he will avoid using decorated portions of the cave, he will attempt to instill better basics, at the same time as he is teaching a technical program and he will hold his nose and certify a cave diver that he is less than proud of and less than comfortable with. The cantidates will have collected another plastic credential that will enhance their resume......... and if he/she is lucky, they won’t die in a cave and nobody will notice that they still can’t demonstrate admirable fundamental skills. The proverbial cart, as usual, is in front of the horse and as incredible as it may seem, we get to include many cave divers among the number of divers who do not really think that buoyancy control is important. SO
the short answer is: If everything that you have ever read about
buoyancy improvement was focused on new divers (beginners) you do not
know the whole story and the people who advanced that theory have
omitted “many of the facts". In doing so, they allowed you to
believe that since they were "professionals" they could,
therefore, not be in that company of substandard divers. They
subtracted themselves from the problem. SO you copied them!
"If"
we are telling it like it is, and we are, leadership level divers
have little to
brag about when it comes to buoyancy skills and veteran non leadership
divers believe that because of their number of dives and years of
diving they have accumulated buoyancy skills that are “good enough”.
What sort of example do these divers offer to a novice?
"If you want to gain Better Buoyancy Skills....you are already special!" The question now is: what defines you as a diver, toys, ego or skills? IF you are one of the very few who believe the answer should be skills..... try this! 1. Identify Buoyancy Control as your goal. This
may sound
like an
over simplification but one of the reasons that buoyancy control and
other basic skills get ignored is that they involve hard work and lack
glamor. Buoyancy lacks a perceived value that is equal to more
spectacular pursuits such as technical diving or dive leadership.
Buoyancy
Skills and other fundamentals only enjoy a following when they are
marketed in some sort of technical diver package. Not every diver is
going to be a tech diver. Not every diver should be a tech
diver....BUT...every diver needs good fundamentals. More often than
not, this "tech diver carrot on a stick" only leads to more expensive
equipment purchases and more over equipped/under skilled divers.
Fundamental skills including buoyancy control skills should be “your
personal prerequisite” even if continuing education programs seem to
relax this requirement for enrollment in their courses.
GUE$$ WHAT?
Don’t
allow
yourself to get the cart before the horse. Bring some scrutiny to
bear on skills. Look for signals like “sculling with the hands” that
betray substandard skills and identify open water instructors or even
tech instructors who are nothing more than impostors. Too much rhetoric
or
too much emphasis on equipment without the ability to demonstrate the
level of proficiency that you wish to imitate, should be considered a
red flag. Raise the bar! Expect more from your
mentors! Learn to recognize remarkable buoyancy skills.
Identify what you want to imitate! Believe almost nothing that
you hear and half of what you see. IF your money is green enough, even tech diver
courses might not care if you have any foundation skills.
2. Find a Buoyancy Control Mentor. 3. Recognize that your commitment to practice is paramount. This is a sentiment
that
is often echoed on the scuba message boards. Just go dive is the
mantra, as if nature will do the rest. Most of the information on the
message boards is well intentioned banter. It is important to remember
that almost every person who completes a certification course must
resist the temptation to introduce their non-diving friends to what has
become their passion.
SCUBA Diving has no shortage of pseudo instructors within the ranks of the dive clubs, public safety dive teams and, of course, among the cyber divers. These self appointed tutors dispense advice with good intentions but more often than not they only share and promote bad habits and myths. Practice and plenty of it is what pays big dividends. That much of the cyber diver’s message is on the mark provided that you practice the right stuff. Be sure that you know what and how to practice and then dive as much as you can and practice on every dive. 4. How much is enough Buoyancy Skills Training? Adding insult to injury, some agencies, now allow "instructional assistants" (divemasters and assistant instructors) to conduct buoyancy control courses. This is only further evidence of the importance that they assign to this fundamental skill. Perhaps the goal of buoyancy improvement is better served by more in water exposure, provided that the example is a mentor of some real worth. How it should look and how it should feel is more important than the theory of buoyancy. Proper weighting and breathing can best be explored during actual diving activities. Much of the theory that relates to tank values and changes in exposure protection (wet suits or dry suits ) and/or changes of environment; ( fresh or salt water ) may make more sense and be better understood and applied after investment in some quality underwater time. If your mentor is more than just talk he/she will have the ability to look good after water is added... ...AND,
if you learn what to look for, you should
be able to recognize that talent
when you see it!
Forget
the theory and first
find an example to copy.
Not one that sounds right or looks good on
paper & plastic....but one that looks right.......
UNDERWATER! When you're sure it looks like what you want......imitate it! SEEING IS BELIEVING & WE MEAN "MOVING PICTURES"! DON'T
SELECT A MENTOR
BECAUSE OF STILL PHOTOS OF BUDDHA HOVERING.
STILL
PHOTOS: only record how good a diver was for a fraction of a second!
"BUT
SEEING EXCEPTIONAL BUOYANCY THROUGH THE
FACEPLATE OF YOUR MASK HAS NO EQUAL!"
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A MENTOR:
can be a dive buddy or a paid professional [like us] but. either way, a
real mentor doesn't care that he/she might, one day, be eclipsed by the
novice. SCUBA Professionals: who "DO NOT SHARE" in order to preserve their own status are not MENTORS. john noftall
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MOST
DIVERS: believe that their Buoyancy SKILLS are "GOOD ENOUGH"! |
Don't be
like: MOST DIVERS! |
"We specialize in
cleaning up the other guy's mess!"
AND FOR THE RECORD: there's no such thing as Buoyancy Control that's "GOOD ENOUGH" |
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