K"No Performance
Requirement in SCUBA Diving
is
more poorly defined or less often achieved than....Buoyancy Control!". | K"No Performance
Requirement in SCUBA Diving
is
more poorly defined or less often achieved than....Buoyancy Control!". |
|
SO..you
want to be a TECH
DIVER?
Maybe you can take a "deep tec diver course" and be photographed in double tanks with multiple stage bottles on both sides....while
kneeling on the bottom....like a beginner.
Or pay for a really cool "Open Water Sidemount Course", the latest fad to go viral amoung a recreational diving community that has never bothered to perfect buoyancy control skills. Your canister light with "GOODMAN HANDLE" will be on every dive and in every photo. You will need a dry suit and , of course....JET FINS! AND you'll want to be pulled by a "BLACK DPV" (scooter). THE GOOD NEWS IS: all of the above can be had
for....$$$$
BECAUSE:
Nobody cares if your Buoyancy
Control SUCKS!
BUT:
IF you want to be more
than just a tourist with a C-CARD.....
YOU
WILL NEED>>>>>>>>>>>
|
 GOOD BUOYANCY CONTROL
SKILLS! |
|
DO
YOU
LOOK AS GOOD UNDERWATER AS YOU DO ON PAPER OR PLASTIC?
|
|
DO
YOU LOOK LIKE THE DIVER THAT OTHERS WOULD LIKE TO BE?
|
 click to enlarge |
IF
you think this is some sort of JOKE
GUESS AGAIN! THE illustration to the left is SPOT ON! IF you don't think
so....the JOKE may be on you!
|
|
Why not go back to
first base?
( Let
some real talent precede your quest for spectacular goals!)
meet us in:MEXICO
|
|
DON'T!
SHOW
UP FOR A
....TECHNICAL DIVING COURSE TO LEARN BUOYANCY SKILLS. MASTER YOUR BUOYANCY FIRST! |
 REMEMBER: even the best still photos only show how good a diver is.... FOR 1/250TH of a second MOVING "VIDEO IMAGES" ARE BETTER! |
| HOME |
WORKSHOPS |
GALLERIES |
PRICE$ |
CONTACT |
| LEARN TO RECOGNIZE "DRESS UP AND PRETEND" SCUBA COURSES |
| BECOME A "COMPETENT DIVER" BEFORE YOU THINK ABOUT BECOMING AN "ELITE DIVER" |
|
|